Letting Go/The Vampire
I’m ashamed to admit this, but I’m a vampire. I’m not sure how it happened, but I think it was mostly about the money. My parents said, “You need to stop mooching and pay for your own cell phone”, and I said, “What better way to make some money than to suck blood?”
Not exactly what the parents had in mind.
After a few classes at the local community college, I signed a piece of paper that said I wouldn’t draw anyone’s blood unnecessarily. Also that I would donate both my lungs to the hospital if I caused any lawsuits. Then a doctor handed me a needle and told me to get to work. (Seriously – that’s about all that’s required. A few classes and a needle. It’s kind of frightening.)
About a week into the whole vampire thing I realized: no one loves the woman with the needle. No one wants to see her. No one cares that the doctor sent her for an important reason.
Despite the general disrespect, I was shocked when one of my patients chose to completely ignore me. You’ve got to be kidding, I thought. I know I’m not the world’s favorite person, but to act like I don’t exist?
I banged on the patient’s door. Hospital policy – I had to let her know I was there. A soft rap, a loud thump, then little screams of, “Hello Mrs. Campbell! I’m here to draw your blood!”
Eventually I gave up the verbal warning and flung open the door. I’d given Mrs. Campbell herchance at privacy...
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3 comments:
That's not right! You can't just tease us then not share the rest of the story. I hope you haven't been shopping your proposal around in the same manner. ;)
Deb
oooh, sounds interesting. i want to read your book! i must admit i'm not a huge fan of the lady who takes my blood at the doctor's office...but at least she is a nice conversationalist.
Debra - Of course that's how to shop a proposal. Don't you know you're supposed to keep everything a secret until after the wedding? Oh. You meant the other type of proposal...
Christy - I want to read my book too! I can't wait to show it to you guys. And I hear ya on the vampire... I don't think anyone's a fan. Sad for me.
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