Caution: Slippery Surface

This picture describes how my life currently feels.

I'm standing on the edge of a slippery moss-covered rock. On that rock I'm balancing 10 projects at once. My feet are ready to slide off at any time into the [incredibly cold, dark, shark-infested] water.

Just kidding... but I needed a reason for why I hadn't blogged recently.

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Even though I'm not about to fall into dark shark-infested waters, there are other exciting, non-fiction things happening:

• The current book idea is finished... here's the opening line:
  

  "No one prepared me for the fact that when I hit my teenage years, life would feel like one continual wedgie: uncomfortable, embarrassing, and incredibly awkward."

(In the words of my mom, "Your editor must think you had a really interesting childhood.")

• Several more book ideas coming up... stay tuned! (And feel free to offer your own.)
  
• 9 more credit hours before I can put school behind me like a distant nightmare which only occasionally reoccurs. This of course, is about 3 years and 3 lifetimes late...
  

So what about you? What's your rock look like today? Is there a party on it, and can I come?